"REVOLUTION THREE"

    The UC's like to imagine that the Beatles were modern day "John the Baptists". Humoring that notion for a few moments, I speculated on what the likely outcome of an attempt to convert the fab four would have been -

Revolution 3 (apologies to John and Paul)

You say "he had a revelation"
Well, you know
I try to keep an open mind
and "the workshop has the information"
Well, you know
I'll go to see what I can find
But if you want me to do the "choo choo pow"
Brother, you know, I'm out of there like right now

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright
etc.

You prowl the halls of Education
Well you know
So many young and naive
Handing out the invitation
Well you know
Better for them to get up and leave
You smile and talk about a world of strife
But in the end you just hijack a life

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright
etc.

You say "we need the restoration"
Well you know
Who knows what we can't see
And "money for the congregation"
Well you know
I think love is all you need
But if you want me to join the MFT
All I can tell you is that it aint for me

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright
etc.

You say "we need the True Foundation"
Well you know
We're all dealing with our past
And "the Blessing is sweeping the nation"
Well you know
We all want a love that lasts
But if you go bowing to pictures of Mr. Moon
You aint gonna make it with anyone no time soon

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright
etc.

You say "the fall was copulation"
Well you know
It don't sound right to me
and "it's bad, even masturbation"
well you know
We all need some privacy
But if you're thinking that sex is so darn bad
Just how many gals you bet that he has had?

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright
etc.

There's gonna be some litigation
Well you know
He won't always be around
Resulting in a liquidation
Well you know
It'll all come crashing down
And when you fade into obscurity
Brother you aint gonna see any tears from me

Don't you know it's gonna be
Alright
etc.

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